This is the hat your grandpa used to wear in the 1970-1980s. Grandma got it for him in the 1950s or 1960s when these were the fashion statement. They went out of vogue, and thanks to the likes of Jason Mraz and other musicians and actors these Trilby hats once more are truly a statement geek chic. Now YOU can own this amazing hat of hats.
The hat is worn, but in used but not abused condition. The lining of the hat looks like Joseph's-freaking-technicolor-dream-coat, go look at it, it's beautiful -- I mean it's so beautiful I want to weep.
The interior and exterior of this Trilby is full of stories, but no moth holes. The black and white pattern on the exterior is sharper than a Ginsu Knife and will make you get noticed immediately as you enter the room to the hushed whispers of women wearing 1950s cats eye glasses and chunky costume jewelry earrings.
The guys wearing well worn Mountain Dew t-shirts will be totally jelly when they see you in this hat. Everyone that sees you wearing this Trilby of awesomeness at your local coffee shop, record store or hipster craft beer bar will want to know where you got it (please tell them about Steamcrunk, because everyone should get to look as good as you do!).
It is the hat to wear while enjoying bacon, a vegetarian taco or a opening a PBR tall-boy can. It will keep your eyes shaded, increase your coolness hit die modifier by +4 and even repels evil (sadly, you cannot use this Trilby's Disintegration powers because you are a Paladin-class hipster, sorry)
You will make a statement when you wear this hat. It will be as life changing and positively affirming as a modern Right Guard Antiperspirant commercial, only this hat really works and doesn't smell like your Dad. Well, maybe this Trilby smells a little like Grandpa did, but that's why they make Febreeze. Get yourself a bottle.
Hat is a marked SIZE 7 - so make sure that's your hat size. If you aren't sure what hat size you wear don't ask me, I don't know! Use your best Google-fu and look up "how to measure your head", because this hat demands a very discerning head - is that head yours? I hope it is, because this Trilby is SCREAMING to be worn and worn well.
Another fine vintage item from Steamcrunk.
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